Scratchcard
Leigh and Westcliff Times, 14 January 2014
A Shoebury couple
had the best possible
Christmas present
when they scooped
£1 million
on a National
Lottery scratchcard.
Malcolm Peel
revealed
that his wife, Elaine,
is suffering
from terminal cancer
– and he will now
be able to give her
everything
she ever wanted.
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